That time of your life when you get transformed into this inefficient, lazy, whiny person, who can’t resist saying, “Why is this happening to me?” every 5 fucking minutes. It is truly a magical time of your life. No, think about it.
9:00 A.M – You get up in the morning and drag your sorry little ass to the loo, where you make the deposit (not the time to go tada!!), brush your teeth, wash yourself and get ready with a mental plan of what you’re going to
study through the day.
9:30 A.M – Mom comes in with a cup of green tea and biscuits that has mushy love written all over it.
9:45 A.M – Dad goes on and on about how reading the newspaper is very important for a future chartered accountant and you pretend to listen to only half of what he is saying but pick up a newspaper nonetheless only to read about yet another rape and how this country can……..never mind. *breath in breath out*
10:30 A.M – It’s time for the most important meal of the day – Breakfast, which you enjoy with an old episode of Friends or Seinfeld.
11:30 P.M – You log into those social websites that you say you’re not addicted to and see what the person, you’ve been stalking for days been tweeting about.
1:30 P.M – It’s time for lunch and I don’t mean a regular lunch. It’s a grand 4 course meal with your roti, sabji, dal, chawal and papad, which is followed by a delicious and fattening dessert that mom learnt from a cooking channel. Study leave is really the time when parents feel sorry for their kids and try to show their support and love via heavy meals and tasty snacks.
2:30 P.M – It is you convincing yourself that afternoon naps are an essential part of the study plan and that you can focus better after dreaming about Ian Somerhalder, slowly but surely taking his shirt off.
5:30 P.M – You get up after your 3 hour “nap”. Mom comes in with a cup of tea and biscuits again. *you think – damn I don’t deserve this treatment*
6:00 P.M – You watch TV for sometime because you know you’ll be thinking about it otherwise.
8:00 P.M – In spite of having 10 people’s share of lunch, you make preparations for the next feast. Hot, yummy dinner is served at 8.
9:00 P.M – You decide to participate in WOW and publish a blog post called – “If this is not magic, then what is!?”.
The clock went from 9 A.M to 9 P.M and you didn’t get any studying done. Don’t tell me that’s not MAGIC!!!!
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